DMX got arrested over the weekend after being investigated for animal abuse. He was charged with 7 misdemeanor accounts of animal cruelty and 4 felony charges of possessing drugs. This comes after an arrest earlier in the week for driving over 100 mph with a suspended license. The dog always manages to land on his feet though.
Hulk Hogan’s 17 year old son Nick was sentenced to 8 months in prison, 5 years probation, and no driving privileges for 3 years after pleading no contest for felony reckless driving. The accident in November caused serious injuries to his friend John Graziano, who was not wearing a seatbelt and suffered a broken skull. Now Graziano, who was like a family member to the Hogan family, will need lifetime medical care.
And Remy Ma, who is already in prison, is scheduled to marry her fiancée Papoose today. They will each be allowed to have 2 guests present on Rikers Island. As a side note, Papoose and Uncle Murda have finally allegedly deaded their beef.
R. Kelly may have to start bumping and grinding in prison. 6 years later, his child pornography trial, for which he is pleading not guilty, is finally starting. Jury selection for the pied piper is underway, and the prosecution has one very strong witness. This woman claims to have participated in a threesome with Kellz and the underage female on the tape (the girl says it’s not her) and will identify her. You know what they do to statutory rape guys in prison, right!
Nothing sucks more than getting arrested in another country, which is exactly what just happened to Spliff Star. The cops busted into his room, and Busta Rhymes room, after a performance in Stockholm. They found nothing in Busta’s room but there was an “unidentified substance” in Spliff Star’s room. He has already been released after submitting a urine sample. No word on what happens when it comes back dirty…
-Angela
